Internet

A collection of advertisements and stale memes that slowly drain your sanity

Delilah has been devoured by the internet and now she's completely detached from reality

by umbrella the gay fella December 21, 2019

Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?

The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...

by Nukem6 May 4, 2024

Internetion

Intervention in case of a serious internet addiction

We just met up and had an internetion with him. Last chance before we pull the plug on him.

by Heimir Han June 11, 2016

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

funny internet man

a man who pretends to be funny on the internet

i'll show you a funny internet man!

by Your pseudonym September 5, 2025

Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.

Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019