bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

whore on a horse

when a female believes she is of higher social stature than others. most likely has a god complex and a case of re-occurring herpes. Also is known to have certain sexual tendencies. the female could be of any age, from playground days up to college.

Who does dat bitch think she is, she a whore on a horse.

by YADHS March 14, 2011

Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!

by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.

Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!

by briansten March 5, 2023

horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting

"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."

by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023