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chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire
Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.
by Laylee12 September 22, 2016
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busted fire hydrant

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode
My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.
by Cackyblacky September 21, 2016
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why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.
Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!
by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018
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Foo-Foo Fire

When you take a fire extinguisher and spray it every when there is no fire.
It is usually done as a prank.
Steve: Ezra started a foo-foo fire in his office the other day.

John: That would have been awesome!
by JimmyLaManz December 12, 2011
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auzzie bush fire

Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.
What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.
by William Trogan March 9, 2023
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Chinese Fire Drill

In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.
Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023
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Four-Pecker Fire

An example of using of the pecker system, which is an approximate measurement system used for fires based on the number of adult males who would need to urinate on the fire in order to extinguish it.
Break out the marshmallows, we got a four-pecker fire going here!
by santaslittlehelper88 December 4, 2020
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