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Ethan

Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.
"Wow that Ethan is very dark and twisted."
by ovendweller42 January 4, 2024
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Ethan

The type of person who makes other people’s days. Who’s smile lights up the room every time he walks in. The type of person you could never fall out of love with. He makes the best boyfriend and will never give up on you no matter what. His looks will take your breath away and his personality is one of the best you’ll ever meet. Once you get to know him you could never go back to your life before him. He’ll become your everything, your shoulder to cry on, your favorite person in the world. He’ll say the most cringe dad jokes but because of his wits you won’t be able to hold in laughter. He could rant on about nerd stuff for hours but you don’t care because you love him for everything he is. Whenever you look into his eyes all you see is your future and someone who cares about you. Ethan is so amazing.
Girl 1: I failed the test

Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky
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Ethan

Dakota: Hey Ethan!
Guy: Who are you talking to?
Dakota: The sky.
by Reven's #1 Kitten August 20, 2023
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ETHAN

ETHAN is a bully and picks on others that are cooler then him.
ETHAN jealous of others puts garbage back on another's car until a cool nigga such as brad pulls out a baton then Ethan cowers
by Pussy destroyer xxx123 May 8, 2018
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Ethan Whallon

by Matais July 25, 2019
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ethan

a fat nigga that moan when he eat. he also ugly and all his shirts too small for him they cropped
ethan ugly asf
by tehehehe05 September 15, 2019
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ethan

A guy who wants a girl named tanisha, has a 3ds xl and has a youtube channel
Ethan wants a girl named tanisha sorta bad
by Rython July 20, 2018
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