Rubber Duchess

Undertaking a masturbatory act on oneself, wearing Marigold rubber gloves and your Mother's best pearls or costume jewellery.

Nah, can't stay for another one lads. Got to pop home to let the Rubber Duchess out before Mum gets back from Aunty Karen's.

by I am Simon, I am bald. August 5, 2016

Ditching

To ditch somebody is to leave them behind without warning.

I can't believe that bitch Audrey tried ditching me for Brandon's party!!

by CeeDawg April 17, 2015

Ditchfinders

Vehicle tires of such unpredictable tendencies or dangerously low ability, they shouldn't be used for more than mundane commuting and sometimes not even that. Budget tires from new or little-known manufacturers that receive universally bad reviews are often called this in Great Britain and Australia, yet the term can be used to describe any tire that due to behavior, design, or condition (i.e., bald), are likely to cause a compromise, if not a total loss of control with relatively little provocation.

"Few things would say idiot, much less poseur quite like putting ditchfinders on your sports car."

by FXnerd November 4, 2012

Switch and Ditch

The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.

Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.

Me and Ryan played switch and ditch on some house last night. I guess it's for sale now!

by Fartgeyser November 3, 2006

Don't Ditch

A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.

This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.

You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.

(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)

You: You totally ditched.

by bridgettspeaking November 21, 2011

ditch hour

The time at which a person or multiple people coordinate the leaving of work or an event.

Sam: Yo, this party sucks.
Ash: Yeah dude, 11 o'clock ditch hour?
Sam: Yeah.

by greencollar July 23, 2016

Lick and Ditch

To begin the act of oral sex but to stop for some unimportant reason; incomplete blow job. Grimey girls who want to get their number up, and girls who do not like giving head often do this.

Example 1:

Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.

Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched

Example 2:

I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.

by Tiahhn January 3, 2013