one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006
Get the douche mongermug. by dog chain March 24, 2005
Get the douche baggermug. A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank
by Sledgie November 22, 2009
Get the Giant Douchemug. by awesome_s December 8, 2010
Get the Douche Canoemug. by nanna August 21, 2006
Get the douche holemug. After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.
by Rob April 21, 2003
Get the douche nozzlemug. That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
by Nick fucking Alan December 9, 2008
Get the Douche Cakemug.