dad

another name for a males dick

Stfu and eat dad

by giantslayer1999 May 27, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Bro, i’m so hungover from last night and i have the DADS.

I’ve been on the toilet all day, i think i have the DADS from last night.

by badbitchall2020 August 22, 2020

Josh/dad

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.

Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh

by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020

world's best dad mug

The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"

by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.

I got so shit faced last night; I can feel my huge DADS coming.

by RussianJew December 30, 2020

best ok dad in the world

hes just ok

dad i got you this mug that says your the best ok dad in the world

by eeeeeeeeee.e March 18, 2021

Dad Pat

A firm pat on the flank or haunches of a dog, usually performed by a father figure.

My dad said he didn't want our dog, but now he gives him the Dad Pat all the time

by FrostingGore November 17, 2025