Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

Christian Girl Fall

The next season after hot girl summer. It is a season full of pumpkin spice lattes and leaves changing colors. Beautiful time of year, especially in the Northeast.

Aww man, It’s too cold to wear a bikini. Hot girl summer is over. Let’s get ready for Christian Girl Fall!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 31, 2019

Why I stopped debating Christians

I don't believe you.

Hym "I'm seeing a lot of 'why I stopped debating Christians videos' and they are saying that it isn't effective or that even engaging in the debate benefits Christians. But REALLY all it does is allow the religion to avoid scrutiny. Makes it easier to condemn Atheists as '4 chan internet edgelord trolls.' There has got to be something else going on there. What's suspicious is that they are all deciding to stop doing it at the same time. Right? And it's kind of weird because I was suggesting before that I thought it was strange that there were no pure Atheists and that the people on both sides of the debate where either 'formerly Christian' or Jews. Or I guess Muslims sometimes. But still. Odd that they all decided to do this at the same time."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2025

christian

christian is the sexiest man ever lived and i known for his huge penis

i wish i could be like christian.

by big syryoyo penis September 10, 2019

it’s so christian

When it actually means it’s so gay that you put Christianfor the irony.

“Did you read that manga I sent you?”
“Yea....it’s so Christian...and fruity.”

by TheMRaz January 30, 2018

Christian Aid Ministries

Idiot nazis that are direct descendants of Operation Paperclip nazis, engaged in fuckery worldwide and it is strongly encouraged that people audit their publicly available financial statements. FAFO

Christian Aid Ministries, specifically, are a bunch of maniacal nazi bastards that need to be audited.

by General FAFO December 4, 2025

Christianity or Islam

Neither. False dichotomy. Boo.

Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"

Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024