Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.

"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."

by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009

Baby Gurl

Means jood which is a really cute human being she’s like a model and slays ur whole existence she’s like the prettiest person you’ll ever meet everyone wants to be as pretty and kind as her

Y’all shes my baby gurl you don’t get near her

by Cupcakecute June 12, 2018

DAMN BABY!

An expression where an individual expresses joy after watching a sexual moment (not necessarily involving intercourse) from a form of media. (e.g movies, television, video games, etc)

Then he screamed "Damn Baby!!!" while watching the undressing scene in the movie.

by Lemomnade March 15, 2021

Bowel Baby

when you take a crap so big (and possibly painful,) it's like you had a baby in the toilet.

When John came back from the restaurant bathroom, he told us that he had delivered a bowel baby.

by Iamtocool August 23, 2011

Baby Hands

Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.

"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"

"Matt unleashed his baby hands."

by Rabies Baby March 7, 2010

Check Baby

A woman conceiving a child for the sole purpose of profiting financially by extorting money from a wealthy sperm donor. Gold Digger

She only got pregnant by that Celebrity/Athlete because she wanted a Check Baby!

by NUPE 3 February 26, 2020

baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.

Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.

by LuxDarling July 21, 2015