My asshole 

Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’

Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.

My asshole by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

classic asshole edward 

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

classic asshole edward by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god 

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023

creamy asshole 

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

creamy asshole by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

Wine Asshole 

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

Wine Asshole by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Wine Asshole 

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

Wine Asshole by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

licky asshole 

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.

That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.

licky asshole by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024