April 7

the day the biggest idiot ever was born. nobody likes guys who are born on this day.

"It's April 7"
"It's HIS birthday"

by lrosews March 19, 2023

April 24th

National "get your tits out" day.

Protect the world.

April 24th -

Get that top off and get them tits out

by xTittyxMasterx April 23, 2024

April 12th

National Abby show your boobs day. A day where Abby has to show you her boobs.

Hey Abby it’s April 12th, show me them knockers.

by Tittytyrant April 7, 2024

April 24th

National Aaron Warner Day.
Also his birthday.
Today we celebrate the birth of this man.

The man who has fallen from heaven to save us all.
We all get down on our knees for this man.
We all need an Aaron Warner in our life.

Hey! It's April 24th. Let's celebrate this GOD of a man, Aaron Warner and his birthday!
Hey. Don't forget. April 24th is the day Aaron Warner fell from heaven, and now many people, including me, fall yo our knees for him.
God, I need me some Aaron Warner in my life.

by Aaronwarnersbitch April 23, 2022

April 15th

National rat day!
This day is for all the rats in the world.

"Why are you with your ex today?"
"It's April 15th, National rat day! I'm celebrating her day."

by ethxnsfunerxl April 15, 2024

April 3rd

Its yours and someone elses 2 month

For example,

Addi: "Guess what day it is?"
Cadyn: "what?"
Addi: "its April 3rd its

our 2 month silly!"

by Adds2706 March 15, 2020

April Arnold

April is that type of mom that really doesn’t tolerate their kids or child being bullied or depressed. April is just that one mom or stepmom that’ll cheer you up real quick or be there for her loved ones.

April is also really quit and people normally won’t hear her replying back, and because of that they think she’s mumbling or mouthing and gets a lot of shit because of it and she can’t help the way she was made and created to be placed on earth

Kid #1-Wait what’s your moms name?
April’s kid- April Arnold, why?
Kid #1-Oh no reason “gives April’s kids lunch money back” have a nice day!

by anonymous October 2, 2020