An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
by Poosymonster March 7, 2024
Get the Arse Wankmug. The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.
The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.
by Bruce Foreskin September 7, 2013
Get the Gigolo wankmug. by GollumBoy September 10, 2016
Get the sand wankmug. When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves
Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"
Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015
Get the fruit wankmug. by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023
Get the Test Wankmug. when you don’t have all the ingredients for sex on the beach ,settle for what you’ve already got, have a wank on the beach
by CocktailKing67 October 13, 2025
Get the wank on the beachmug. When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger
by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018
Get the Pokey bum wankmug.