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Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED by horse on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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Donkey

Shreks eternal follower, who also had babies with a massive dragon.
Shrek: Distract the dragon for me Donkey.
Donkey: you got it

Dragon: Hi there sexy!
by Danny Devito's nut December 4, 2019
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Donkey

Hym "No. Donkey is being generous. Because a DONKEY is actually useful to someone other than a woman. A donkey I wouldn't have to pretend is people. And the small dick derision is allowed. You're perfectly fine with it. You have nerd once in your life heard small dick bigotry and had anything to say about it. You're perfectly fine with the dehumanization of incels. But when it's YOU beginning dehumanized it's a problem. When it's that fucking cripple it's a problem. A whore doing something that would would destroy my life? Not a problem. You've never imposed schizophrenia ON anyone who's done it. You never mocked them. You've never in your life even HEARD anyone mock a fat cock. So no. Donkeys are majestic animals. I don't even know what to call you."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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FLYING DONKEY

A rare species where thou Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone when about to explain an idea
"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess it about a FLYING DONKEY neh¿
by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021
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🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")
by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023
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Donkey

the hee haw's name is donkey
by fuk ma life February 1, 2022
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