chocolate shower

A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.

I participated in a chocolate shower with my lesbian friends this weekend.

by D676453 December 1, 2017

shower whiplash

The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.

That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.

by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017

Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.

I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.

by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018

mega shower

Jerking off in the shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.

by Acoustic March 19, 2018

mouth shower

After giving oral sex to someone kinda unattractive finding yourself in the shower as close to the shower head as possible letting the water spray your mouth out.

Dude after i ate her pussy i had to take a five min. Mouth shower.

by bill.bill April 21, 2016

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

arctic shower

It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.

Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"

Marty "Oh yes"

by Bumtickles July 6, 2016