day!

day is a lil bitchass nigga that can suck my dick

shut up you fuckin day! i hate you and your black ass monkey race

by TheRealBeretta January 4, 2024

National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

Retard respect day

November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence

Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day

by F- it October 28, 2021

Dengue day

A day off work for someone too lazy to go in or to avoid extra duties at school example: taking a dengue day...a chill out day from work ...

hey guys I'm too tired from the weekend, I'm taking a couple of dengue days to relax and chill out...see you soon...

by Smartwords October 5, 2016

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

mjorf day

The day where you must ask out that qt you've been thinking about, which falls on the first day of August

"Who are you going to ask out for mjorf day?"
"Probably joe"

by and76 July 31, 2022

national beezy day

National Beezy Day is the most important holiday because this is when the industry of music began, on August 30. This must be celebrated by music, and smoking pot.

Holy shit, it's National Beezy Day, let's smoke!

by kkigvifffv August 29, 2021