fuck your muck

Have sex with a female and ejaculate

You would fuck your muck in that wouldn't ya?

by Lesliegrantham July 21, 2018

Inception Fucked

Passing out wasted, and waking up on edibles.

I forgot I ate that weed brownie, now I’m Inception Fucked!

by Keri Romeo January 25, 2019

fucking shitclue

The point of a process where all frustrations come to a boiling point and yelling ensues combining all kinds of curse words together because you have no fucking clue what you’re doing.

OR your observation of a complete fucking shitshow of a mess that someone has left and they obviously have no idea what they’re doing and/or have run out of fucks to give.

There is no reason it should have taken that long. They obviously did not have a fucking shitclue of what they were doing.

by CalmURSelf December 22, 2023

Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.

Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

by PsychoticBlackHole May 31, 2022

fucking bars

it means like fucking deep but like fake deep like as a joke ( sarcastically )

Friend: dude did u know that if you’re depressed you’re not happy

You: dude seriously fucking bars

by Chuuya Nakahara October 18, 2019

Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.

"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"

by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).

Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"

by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025