clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.

'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'

by WPC August 12, 2015

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Fucks

Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks

“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”

“It fucks!”

by Bexar210 July 7, 2021

Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.

Wow, simone and valerio are fuck tards

by Mackol December 2, 2019

Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,

*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

“Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.

by Swifte69 February 17, 2024

Fuck Kids

Step kids, your boyfriend/girlfriends kids; that try their best to annoy or bother you nonstop

The other day the fuck kids drank all my soda.

by ShellyandAlex February 12, 2023

fuck

To eat something, usually a more wet food.

"He fucked some pizza for dinner last night."

by higstudios January 4, 2025