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Cunt Waffle

Oh he is such a cunt waffle.
by The_b3st_m3m3 May 30, 2018
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Waffling

A form of handholding where the fingers are interlocking
Rob and Amanda were caught waffling together at the movies
by Ramda149 February 11, 2023
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Oregon Waffle

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.
You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.
by livefleaordye September 23, 2020
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Dirty Waffle

Make a hole in a waffle and slide it down his dick. Add your desired topping, peanut butter, syrup butter etc. Give head and jack off until he rains the cum down onto the waffle and then both share waffle together.
I bought this waffle maker just so we could try the dirty waffle and it was so worth it!
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.
This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!
by anonymous June 6, 2022
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waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back
That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again
by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017
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Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
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