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Twat

Someone who doesn't allow a description on urban dictionary for no reason
by TheEmeraldSoldier December 17, 2018
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Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.
"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."
by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt October 12, 2016
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shat on a twat

Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2
by dictionarydoge December 25, 2016
mugGet the shat on a twatmug.

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
by Ti September 3, 2004
mugGet the twat plastermug.

Twat Pack

A group of incredibly cool women with individuality, feisty opinions, style and attitude. Much swearing. Fiercely loyal friendship group.
Look at that amazing Twat Pack. I wish I was part of such a cool group.
by Sazzle2601 November 9, 2019
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sizzling twat

The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.
The sizzling twats are one bad ass group of meat flaps.
by Fluffy Orange Princess April 24, 2018
mugGet the sizzling twatmug.

twat

someone who’s a big dodgy pedo
oi kieran mate ur a giving twat for eating my jiggas feet
by hairy nipples September 21, 2020
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