the legend of bagger vance

bull which should be got off the tv

watchu watching hoes?
we watching the legend of bagger vance
GET THAT BULL OFF THE TV, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF DVDS OVER

the legend of bagger vance by creerockabellend October 18, 2008

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by weave March 21, 2003

DESERVING WINNER RAHUL VAIDYA FOR THE WIN 

Deserving winner Rahul Vaidya for the win that used by the RKVians for showing their love towards Rahul Vaidya. Rahul vaidya is the potential winner of bb14. RKVians will do anything for making Rahul Vaidya the winner of bb14.

Deserving winner Rahul Vaidya for the win comes from soul of RKVians

DESERVING WINNER RAHUL VAIDYA FOR THE WIN by Hvash February 7, 2021

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation 

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Anonymous September 14, 2003

voted off the island 

"Voted off the island" is coined from the popular Survivor TV reality series. Used similarly to "throw under the bus" but it implies that more people (co-workers, your boss even) were involved in getting you off the team or fired. Basically, you are sacrificed so that the others can keep their own jobs. Sad truth is that "dog-eat-dog" survival exists in the office - especially in a bad economy - so keep your eyes and ears peeled for whisperers and frienenemies to minimize your chance of being voted off the island.

Mindy was voted off the island last week so now we're down to the original three managers in the department.

If Pete is not careful, he'll be voted off the island by the end of the month.

voted off the island by BrodyKendall January 18, 2009

Vodka of the Gods 

The plastic, $10 handles of vodka Trader Joe's sells, mainly to broke college students and alcoholics. Ingesting will lead to hangovers not for the faint of heart.

My parents thought they'd be smart and give me Trader Joe's gift cards so I could only buy food with the money instead of booze and weed - too bad they didn't think of Vodka of the Gods! ...now I just need to find someone who'll accept microwavable meals in exchange for ganja....

Vodka of the Gods by PeachieSoKeen November 19, 2011