Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.
You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024
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master musty kinnie

this is someone who kins the master of the mustiest of musts
tecctietone
or tectone

this guy
this fella right
here

is the mustiest person on earth

MUSTY
must check
teccietone right there
"is he serioulsy a master musty kinnie"
"yeah.. kinda musty.. kinda leave him dead alone in a ditch and wait for the rats to eat his face off.. kinda musty..."
by mortenkinniesurvivor January 11, 2022
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Buoelb Master

A Buoelb Master is someone either with a lot or Buoelb (fat), or someone who profoundly has no clue.
"Your just being one hell of a Buoelb Master today!"
"Look at this Buoelb Master!"
"Try not being a Buoelb Master"

by Wildstar January 13, 2006
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masters towel

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.
Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.
by CWG0822 May 10, 2017
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reece masters

The floppiest of all flops. Drives a shitty 2.4L patrol with a 2inch lift double the size of his ego. Chases high school girls, hates chopped cruisers and vomits on the piss.
Your being a reece masters chasing mud crickets.
by Methycopter February 17, 2023
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masters applications

the thing you do for some reason even though the world is ending very soon
simone: "shit my masters applications are due this week"
alex: "y would u do those during a pandemic"
simone: "-_-"
by butterbabies January 03, 2022
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