your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

by imspeakingfax/true October 17, 2021

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 08, 2021

your dad

when you are joking around and say your dad

your dad went to get milk

by fjkfdhguffnrnf April 13, 2022

Your Dad

Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids

The mom is usually happy

Will only return if you win the lottery

Your dad is gone and not coming back

by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022

Dad Party

One of the many shock videos from the late 2000s to early 2010s. In this video we see a man getting penetrated from both ends by 2 shemales with Def Leppards Make Love Like A Man playing in the background

Hey dude look up dad party

Sure

Ewwww

by T0mmyLee78 August 15, 2022

Sean's Dad

A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.

John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."

by Jonnieboy57 May 13, 2024

dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.

Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.

by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019