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Last one standing

A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.
Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".

.. What a badass
by MrTophat2875 May 25, 2021
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25 cent stand

When you fill someone’s mouth full of sliced lemons and sugar then fuck them in the mouth until you make lemonade
I turned that girl into a 25 cent stand
by Riadini June 30, 2021
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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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selective double standard

A double standard based more on somebody's personal negative feelings than on fairness.
Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo

This phrase is used to express disappointment in ur friend. It's nigerian pidgin English.
Oga wetin be dat? Are you mad? Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo!
by PashaHazretleri November 21, 2021
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bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.
Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.
by anonymous August 24, 2021
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