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Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 7, 2017
mugGet the Hand Saladmug.

Yummy Salad

A yummy virgin that just looks like she's begging for cum.
That girl is a Yummy Salad. Lets follow her into that bathroom now.
by Saladyboi June 11, 2019
mugGet the Yummy Saladmug.

Soup Salad

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”
by 0712 August 8, 2018
mugGet the Soup Saladmug.

Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
mugGet the Red Flag Saladmug.

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
mugGet the HAM SALADmug.

salad 30

A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents
Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?
by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014
mugGet the salad 30mug.

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully
Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm
by sun-fluh February 22, 2021
mugGet the chopped saladmug.

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