Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
Get the Salad Punchermug. Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015
Get the salad brainmug. Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad
I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix
by The original Balano May 23, 2019
Get the Sumo saladmug. by V1dn116161 May 2, 2019
Get the SALADmug. To masturbate.
by Pikachu, M. Meow December 28, 2015
Get the pepper your saladmug. A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.
by Joy Rising August 11, 2024
Get the trauma saladmug. A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.
Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.
by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015
Get the Saladmug.