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Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
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salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!
by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015
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Sumo salad

Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad
I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix
by The original Balano May 23, 2019
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SALAD

by V1dn116161 May 2, 2019
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pepper your salad

"Hey, Tim, do you pepper your salad?"
"Yeah, dude, I masturbate daily."
by Pikachu, M. Meow December 28, 2015
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trauma salad

A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.
Let's make a trauma salad and post it on tiktok.
by Joy Rising August 11, 2024
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Salad

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.
Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.
by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015
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