Rusty Gearstick

This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.

'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'

by Dogsnansdog October 19, 2016

Rusty Rebel

Rusty Rebel is basically a "Rusty Trombone" but the person giving it hums the song Dixie Land/I wish I was in Dixie.

"She gave me a Rusty Trombone and started humming some southern song" - Dave
"Oh , she gave you a Rusty Rebel" - Pete

by Rebel Rat November 14, 2016

rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton

Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?

by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016

Rusty white people

White people in the " Rust Belt " that voted for Trump

Those rusty white people got Trump elected

by TrumpingTrump November 29, 2016

Rusty piss

When you got diarrhea that is the consistency of piss and the colour of rust.

Dude sorry I couldnt come out last night my shit was like rusty piss

by Norfolk n Chance December 9, 2016

rusty reno

1) the name of a conservative Catholic theologian and editor of First Things. He is excellent.
2) A sexual act which involves performing Catholic-approved sex while scaling the side of rock cliff in one of the Dakotas. Specifically, this act requires the male and female to be embraced in sexual congress, as it involves the male partner thrusting the female partner up the rock face. Reciting the rosary during the duration of this act is not required, but it is widely recommended and will increase the possibility that God will grace you with the gift of a child to retake America for throne and altar.

Jack and Jill did the rusty reno and now they have 5 kids.

by BillyBobJackJill December 14, 2016

rusty tits

Granny tits.

Man I love sucking on some rusty tits.

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 7, 2017