rushing the pisser 

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

rushing the pisser by smendler September 29, 2013

Russitis 

A person who will type fast and make you laugh but cry when you offend him.

So my friend is great, he's got Russitis

Russitis by thecatnapper December 18, 2013

Russian Washcloth 

A woman's bush covered with cum after at least 3 men ejaculate onto it, usually occurring after an orgy.

Did you see her Russian Washcloth? She's gonna have a hard time scrubbing all that jizz out of her muff.

Russian Washcloth by Peter's Python January 15, 2014

russian ball pit 

1) A gathering of nude bearded men who, after having consumed a large amount of Vodka, rub their testicles together in a pit or hole in the ground. This is usually done in effort to remove the hair from the scrotum of each participant.

2) A ball pit filled mostly with straight Vodka containing a sporadic spread of floating colourful balls. Used in some areas of the world to bathe.

1) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now by balls are chaffed."

2) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now I'm as clean as a whistle."

russian ball pit by braincreation January 19, 2014

russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.

1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.

russian seatbelt by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014

Russian Execution 

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

Russian Execution by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Russian Execution 

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

Russian Execution by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014