Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.

I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!

by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022

Racing rabbits

When you have to poo but it comes out fast.

Man I’m suffering from the racing rabbits.

by Lunchlips121 March 13, 2022

reingardenation

When your garden dies and you finally get up off you ass to start growing things again...

I have to reingardenation my garden tonight . It is all dead from this horrible weather we were having.

by STRAYKITTY April 16, 2022

ringdard

A stupid seal blob

I hate Ringdard

by bigbuffboiii April 17, 2022

racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022

ring ning ning ning

The TRUE onomatopoeia for a chainsaw.

Stand back! I got a chainsaw!

Ring ning ning ning ning ning ning...!

by BFDICream May 9, 2022

Ringgo

He has looks and people see him as a walking red flag but when you get to know him you'll think again. He cares for everyone especially those who are younger than him but he can also be very childish especially when he's drunk. He likes to dance when he's drunk, he talks like a kid when he's drunk and he opens up when he's drunk. Sober or not his gaze can make everyone fall for him especially when he's looking intently at you, you just can't help but to admire those eyes. Although he does not openly show his care he does it by teasing the other person. He knows his limit and if he fell for a girl it's gonna take a big toll on him when they broke his heart. He tries not to think about his relationship status by always being at his phone watching or chatting with other girls. He doesn't know that the one who wrote this is just close to him with a secret admiration.

Ringgo is a fun and cool big brother

by DecETT May 29, 2022