Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.
You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024
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master musty kinnie

this is someone who kins the master of the mustiest of musts
tecctietone
or tectone

this guy
this fella right
here

is the mustiest person on earth

MUSTY
must check
teccietone right there
"is he serioulsy a master musty kinnie"
"yeah.. kinda musty.. kinda leave him dead alone in a ditch and wait for the rats to eat his face off.. kinda musty..."
by mortenkinniesurvivor January 11, 2022
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masters applications

the thing you do for some reason even though the world is ending very soon
simone: "shit my masters applications are due this week"
alex: "y would u do those during a pandemic"
simone: "-_-"
by butterbabies January 03, 2022
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master baiter

A troll of extremely high skill who manages to either instigates or engages in flame wars or controversy on a ridiculous scale, especially while putting an either absurdly low or high amount of effort into the task.
Sarah: OMG! My instagram page has been banned, a riot happened at my party and we've been arrested all because Jeff commented on my post!

Sarah's lawyer: Yup, that sounds like something a true master baiter such as Jeff would do...
by Mr Squiggles March 04, 2024
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Master baiter

A master baiter is a person who's a master at baiting; fishing, hunting, etc.

A baiter who has mastered the arts of baiting. Used commonly among peers when there is a successful fishing session.
Master baiter: Dude! Did you see that load that just went up?

Dude: Hell yeah, that was a lot of fish. You're really a master baiter by now!
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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master baiter

A guy who knows where to get the best bait He may have a dealer for it
Oh look at john hes catching all of those Hes gotta be a master baiter
by Big mans machine June 05, 2023
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