aw man

basically creeper

person1:creeper
person2:aw man
person1:so we back in the mine

by creeperman69420 September 3, 2019

Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

Marlin Man

A person who enjoys fishing and the stonk market equally. Rarely seen in the wild, this semi-ratarded individual frequents stock message boards to shit post and share trade ideas.

A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.

Also a boomer

MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)

Marlin Man lost his child's college fund on far OTM GME calls

by BigPenisMelonMan69696969420 January 17, 2022

c00chie man

A man who is in fact a different breed from us who spends his life saving people and being different

Jeremy: have you heard the news? A prison is being blown up
c00chie man: I’ll save you. Bc I’m different.

by c00chie queen October 15, 2020

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

Hex Man

A powerful superhero that fixes all that is broken!

ME: Oh no, I broke my sword!
HEX MAN: Did somebody say they BROKE something??
ME: Oh my, It's Hex Man!

by ryu02 March 15, 2009