attention john

n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.

Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"

by perdix_ November 2, 2014

john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.

Hello john macken

by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013

John Firm

An exceptionally confident handshake, where ones left hand grasps the elbow of the person whose hand you're shaking.

You won't get hired if you give the interview a limp-fish handshake, but you might if you give a John Firm.

by spotimus prime July 2, 2015

john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015

John Ralphio

An adjective to describe a perfect man, the literal embodiment of heaven in a 6ft tall 6 packed man. He's got good looks, he's got charm and he's got athletic ability. He puts every other man to shame.

Person 1: "My golly gosh! That young fellow is quite attractive"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"

by Ceazar November 1, 2016

John Cena

The best meme ever.

JOHN CENA IS MY SON.

by iceola November 15, 2016

John Broad

Literally the greatest, most famous type of chap alive, honestly this is the best type of fellow to be

Father, someday I would like to be a John Broad

by Iniguel bandangus November 20, 2016