jacksonsakusa

Obsessed with anime, kpop, ff, music, reading and is everything except straight and cisgender 😍🫶

Jacksonsakusa is gay

by jacksonsakusa April 11, 2022

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

Rock chip repair, Auto Glass and Heavy Equipment replacement! FREE mobile service! 30+ years of service to the East Texas area!"

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS Is good

by Your bob August 30, 2022

Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper

The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.

Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!

I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!

by Weirdo_Biker May 22, 2023

Jackonomous Linkasaurus

A pre-historic creature make completely of beef jerky.

A staple in the diet of the mighty Jackonomous Linkasaurus is the smaller Slimterotops Jimeri.

by Adolfalus-Huxley June 25, 2010

jacksnot

Another term for semen. It's the snot that is produced from jacking off.

Dez was freaked out as him mom came into his room just as finished rockin' it. He immediately put his hands covered in jacksnot behind his back hoping she would not want a goodnight hug.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

jackponderance

The reflective period of time experienced by a man immediately after ejaculating.

I came to the realization that my relationship with my mother wasn't really where I wanted it to be during jackponderance today after breakfast. The jizz dripping slowly down my belly served as another reminder of my failures in communication to everyone I love. Anyway, bout to jack it again, peace out.

by Josh Corwin September 18, 2019