French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

French Handjob

When one person gives another person a handjob while French kissing them.

Randy knew his wife was the one when she gave him a French handjob.

by bstujm September 16, 2025

French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

Maniac French

Referring specifically to French people who have spawned from the potato fields of Northern Maine. These people tend to be more hyperactive than your typical French person, with ADHD tendencies. Anyone with the last name Leveque, Olette, Pelletier, or Albert should be considered highly suspect.

John has started 4 different projects and haven't finished one. That's because he's part Maniac French.

by Dementia Douche February 27, 2023

were not french

Basically it means I don't fuck with you

You don't associate yourself with that person

AMIE: Hey how's it going??
Jeremy: uuuum were not French...

by Jerbear7075 May 30, 2017

French-rim

Just as French kiss means a tongue penetrating ihto another person's mouth, a "French-Rim" means a tongue penetrating into another person's asshole.

I met a submissive who lived to French-rim Me.

by MASTER-DANIEL-1000 April 29, 2024

French Loaf

When you get with Nathan's grandma and she looooves it.

I did a French Loaf over Christmas break. It was great!

by Captain Nihilism December 6, 2020