Ohio olive garden

When you've had enough stress you strip naked and dunk your head and hands into a deep fryer

This shift has been enough time for the ol ohio olive garden

by Odinsraven98 February 8, 2026

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

"There was a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

by anonymous February 17, 2026

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

We had a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

by anonymous February 17, 2026

Grow a Garden

A game where you buy seeds, wait hours for them to grow, sell it, and then just rinse and repeat the cycle. On Saturdays, there is an in-game event thing called an "admin abuse", where the developer of the game just runs random events and the events have a chance to give a mutation to one of your plants.

Yo bro I just participated in the Admin Abuse event and Jandel stocked 200 divines!!!
Not my cup of tea, in my opinion, Grow a Garden is a boring ass game.

by Some Basic Dud on the Internet March 30, 2026

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Mr Brown is at the garden gate

In desperate need to defecate.

Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.

by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020