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Goose

Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333
“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”
by Pooooooopcaca November 6, 2021
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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
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Goose

a kinky child that weirds out everyone that interacts with them
person1: Bro have you met Goose before?
person2: Yeah bruh they're MADDD weird
by goosey woosey February 5, 2022
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Goo man choo

Nutting on someone's upper lips and letting it run down the sides of the mouth till it connects on the chin then drips down to make one cum string
I gave her the ol goo man choo last night
by Mr telly February 17, 2025
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goo goo ga ga launcher

A person who places babies on a slingshot and shoot them off into the sunset
I saved my neighbours children from a goo goo ga ga launcher
I was bored so I tried to be a goo goo ga ga launcher
My city is polluted with goo goo ga ga launchers
by doing this for fun April 27, 2024
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goose

a goose is someone that did/said some dumbass shit or gay ass shit
by davesss August 22, 2023
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goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.
Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.
by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010
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