fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009

Nipple fuck

When you slap your dick on a woman’s nipples till you cum

Titty fucking is so last year, i nipple fucked her last night

by John Cheese Meluch April 4, 2019

FUCK ISIS

FUCK ISIS

The US General said "Fuck I.S.I.S." FUCK ISIS

by Get10%OffOnDiapersAtWalmart June 5, 2015

fucking cool

so fucking cool you can't even touch it without freezing

Person: wow man that industrial freezer is so fucking cool.
Person2: yeah man I just fucking touched it and I can't even move now.

Person: you're so fucking cool.
Person2: shit don't touch me... ah, too late.
Person: I can't fucking move!

by fucking cool June 20, 2014

fucked cunt

Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt

Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.

Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.

by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

A flying fuck

A unit of measurement.

I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018