Cunt Ton

Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.

Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.

by ElOjo May 20, 2011

Cunt-Tard

A combination of Cunt and Retard.

Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?

Guy 2- No

Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.

Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!

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by Arjay3 October 21, 2010

Cunt Clappers

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.

John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"

by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010

Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.

Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Cunt😊

Simon is the biggest cunt

Wat a simon(cunt😊)
That guy is a cunt😊

by Thatguysucks😊 November 25, 2018

munt cunt

When Suryaa is a dog cunt and gets too smashed when pissing up with the boys on a satdie night and munts in the garden bed. Thus causing him to become a munt cunt.

Oi ya fuckin gronk, Suryaa munted in the garden, what a munt cunt.

by Gronk cunt March 18, 2019

dog of a cunt

“Dog of a cunt” - An expression or phrase used when describing something you dislike.

“I caught Sara high on meth again digging through my change draw. Fuck me, she is a real dog of a cunt.”

“ I stubbed my big toe on the corner of the fridge, it hurts like a dog of a cunt”

by Turdburgla September 14, 2019