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Bro-Mo

A straight (?) male, completely obsessed with his body image, and outward appearance. Will openly over-share, with fellow bro-mo's, details related to his work-out regimen and which parts of his body are most sore from said work-out. May also be inclined to argue, with other bro-mo's, the finer points of the "Twilight" series "Hunger Games" "The Bachelorette" and other culturally feminine subjects.

Can be seen wearing polo shirts and $100.00 embellished jeans as well as spotless sneakers. May at first glance appear as a frat-rat or gym-rat, but once the bro-mo speaks the difference becomes clear. Is known for such phrases as "Bro I went to the gym this morning and did about 100 chin-ups, my pecks are so sore. You should totally feel them" Or "Broskie my thighs are on fire from my workout. Gimme your hand and you can feel how hot they are." Women looking for an actual man are warned to stay clear. The bro-mo is an impostor.
"All James talks about is his body and twilight."

"Yeah he's a total bro-mo"
by Jsoxx August 6, 2012
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Bro State

Chad: Yo bromandawg, did u go to that sick party last night at Bro State?
by The Brostatesman March 26, 2010
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Skate-Bro

A dumb-ass frat dude (AKA a bro) who is also a skater, often seen arbitrarily carrying a skateboard with no intention of actually using it.
Hey you see that blatantly drunk dude with the skateboard that doesn't even look like it's been ridden?

Yeah that guys definately a Skate-Bro!
by DmiJan January 11, 2010
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Epic Bro

A title associated with or about a male in which he takes stereotypes associated with his particular niche or classification above and beyond normal to an exemplary (Epic) level.

Also the .com website associated with aforementioned activity.
Hey, that bro fucked ten girls last night. That doesnt matter though because that Epic Bro had those ten bitches systematically take all of the bro's credit cards and cash while he was fucking. Afterwards the Epic Bro also fucked those same bitches without a condom (because he is immune to everything) and had each of their mothers film it on high-def cameras. The next day they (the mothers) edited the shots for free which eventually made a best selling porno, AND actually paid the Epic Bro for the privilege to be in his presence
by Iconoclastic Bro February 19, 2011
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Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.
-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.
by It'sMassive December 16, 2010
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bro pad

we always throw the sickest parties at our bro pad
by dudeminds100 June 30, 2010
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Bro-pression

When your boy is oppressing your thoughts or ideas.
What's up with the Bro-pression, Bro?
by Travis Beatty March 8, 2008
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