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Baconpendent

A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
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badonkadank

Refers to the dankest badonk you have ever encountered

It is most commonly used with apple bottom jeans
Bro 1: Dude look at that ass she's got the finest badonkadonk
Bro 2 That's no badonkadonk... that's a badonkadank
by Brian Dickson January 12, 2009
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bacontarian

A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.
My friend Sagar, a true Bacontarian, claims to be a true vegetarian but also eats meals where bacon is added.
by Tyoung January 15, 2008
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BaconSqueege

Dude. That girl is a total BaconSqueege.
by Jhonka4 February 4, 2010
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Baconsupreme

The most absolute and purest form of epic. An unstoppable force the moves immovable objects.
that is baconsupreme....
by juliet whiskey May 27, 2010
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baconsit

Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!
I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."
by mageepet March 24, 2011
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baconcore

Sizzlingly hardcore; viciously tasty, et cetera, et cetera. Abbreviated BxC
Have you seen Lights Poxleitner's tatoos? She is so baconcore.

Bacon is only BxC when cooked perfectly. Swag.
by S474N September 6, 2011
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