Daisy the dog is super dumb
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
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Dude1 : did you see keiran last night.
Dude2 : Yh totaly he looked like he was enjoying that lowe- dog.
Dude1 : I know right poor dog :/
Dude2 : Wanna call RSPCA on kieran
Dude1 : did you see keiran last night.
Dude2 : Yh totaly he looked like he was enjoying that lowe- dog.
Dude1 : I know right poor dog :/
Dude2 : Wanna call RSPCA on kieran
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In same-sex couples, both partners may be collectively referred to as dog daddies. If only one person in the couple assumes primary caretaking responsibilities, then he is the sole dog daddy.
Dog dads can be easily identified at the dog park because they are standing alone with their leash, bag of dog treats, and dog dad hat pulled low over his face, watching his fur baby frolic with the other pups.
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Girl 2: Yeah, he's dog dad af.
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