Thomas

Is the straight motha fuckin man…

Your wife’s bestie: Is that…?
Your wife: Thomas

by Lonny Bahonos November 23, 2021

Thomas

Massive Cock

Gheez have you slept with Thomas before.
Nah but apparently he has a Massive Cock

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.

There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.

by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021

Thomas

Thomas

Thomas

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Felix Tansey-Thomas

A Man with a dump truck of an ass

Oh daymmm, look at that Felix Tansey-Thomas. That thing is juicy

by Nattybattytwatty November 24, 2021

Thomas

Most Thomas’s have horse cocks and the reason for this is they only eat grass.

Dang I wish I was Thomas- Jackson

by Nutinurlunchbox November 24, 2021