when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
by fjordan June 17, 2022
Get the one way trip to cornwallmug. A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 21, 2023
Get the Dumb Ways to Diemug. 
A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.
Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month
by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021
Get the Mitosis Three Waymug. Examples of not the scots way:
I incorrectly wore the uniform - that's not the scots way.
I bought my phone to last period - that's not the scots way.
I forgot my PE gear - that's not the scots way.
Examples of The Scots Way: I made a house slander video and everyone loved it - that is the scots way.
Groshis does work and hands in an assessment on the correct day - that is the scots way
I talked back to Mr flood - thats not the scots way
I incorrectly wore the uniform - that's not the scots way.
I bought my phone to last period - that's not the scots way.
I forgot my PE gear - that's not the scots way.
Examples of The Scots Way: I made a house slander video and everyone loved it - that is the scots way.
Groshis does work and hands in an assessment on the correct day - that is the scots way
I talked back to Mr flood - thats not the scots way
by officedaddy September 20, 2022
Get the The Scots Waymug. Emily is way to bold
Send snap holding pineapple juice saying “when you come over wana drink this?”
:emily is being way to bold
Send snap holding pineapple juice saying “when you come over wana drink this?”
:emily is being way to bold
by Jerexyx October 25, 2022
Get the Way to boldmug. Your having sex and then your girlfriend yells “KANYE” and Kanye West jumps through your in his minecraft-suit and starts singing while you have sex
by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
Get the The Kanye Waymug.