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Drop Dead Gorgeous

A woman (or sometimes man) who is so attractive that your eyes start to bleed, then your lungs collapse, and then your heart stops.
*Beautiful woman walking down the street*
Man1: Oh, wow! She's so gorgeous! *Falls and dies*
Beautiful woman: Damn! Second time today!

Drop Dead Gorgeous! =
by KissingKaylee May 5, 2010
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a scale of one to dead

A scale used to judge the screwed-upness of a situation, where a value of '1' indicates that a situation is only slightly screwed up, whilst a value of 'dead' indicates that the situation is extremely screwed up and nothing can be done about it. Unlike the more commonly used scale of one to ten, a scale of one to dead implies that the situation has already been screwed up and all that can be done now is to limit the damage. The scale is thus used to determine exactly how much damage control is possible, and if a more sensible option wouldn't be to just avoid the whole thing. Often used in connection with exams, tests and sexual health clinics. Variations include "a scale of one to fucked", and "a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die".
Girl1: I haven't revised for this exam at all. I'm so screwed.
Girl2: How bad is it? On a scale of one to dead?
Girl1: Definitely dead. My mum's gonna kill me.
by antimorph July 3, 2007
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LLC THE DEAD

LLC THE DEAD their death is not our fault
I've gotten in so much trouble for writing LLC THE DEAD everywhere at school.
by Daveyyy999 April 7, 2022
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fuck... i'm dead

A drink that was made by a guy going to mexico from San Diego. While driving he mixed a bottle of bawls guarana with vodka and while drinking it with cousins in the car, a cop pulls right next to him while he was drinking it.(he was not pulled over)

Named after the band that was playing on the cd, and what he mudderd after seeing the cop. (he was not pulled over)

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of bawls
i was drinking a fuck... i'm dead and cop pulls next to me.
by superunknown357 August 13, 2006
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Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)
Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'
by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010
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dead white guys

A liberal epithet directed at the men who founded the United States of America. It can also mean anyone from history who made a positive contribution to western civilization.
I don't need to study American history. It's just about a bunch of dead white guys.

In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.

What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.
by Gahmuret June 27, 2006
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