LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

cold jimmy

Cold jimmy when you piss in a condom and freeze it for a cold treat for him/her/them

Cold jimmy/ Cold frozen treat for her "cleat" or wherever you wanna put it.

by Lil hades August 14, 2022

coz your hot and your cold

Coz your yes and your no
Your in and your out
And your
Shoto Todoroki the edgy bitch

Coz your hot and your cold got dammit

by BakugoFuckingKatsuki July 11, 2021

Cold Turkey

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.

As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.

by TFroster November 1, 2009

Stone Cold Steve Frothtins

A nice cold beer. Play on words of the famous wrestler/actor/producer Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Can picture myself getting slammed by a couple of Stone Cold Steve Frothtins this arvo. alcohol

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Nuts Cold

A variation of cold as balls

Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.

Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.

by dm84z28 May 10, 2010

cold pringle

A sexual act regarding the males scrotum dipping into the mouth of a sexual partner. To qualify as a cold pringle the person engaging in the activity must be completely naked and out in an environment with snow. The snow is mandatory.

Steve: Gee, that was a nice cold pringle
JonBenet: Yeah I know you sucked on my balls really hard

by Larencio Castiejo December 10, 2007