Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Chris

Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.

I feel bad for the Chris out there

by Mirag November 8, 2020

Chris

Chris, ahh, chris, he is the best and funniest person you will ever meet! He always will know how to make you laugh even when you are crying your eyes out. Chris can make anything funny and better. Even though chris is very sensitive, he will always be there for you. He might end up blocking you once or twice, but he will end up loving you. Chris's give the best hugs, especially from behind. Chris is extremely portective, but in the cutest way possible. Overall nicest, cutest, and most lovable boy you will ever meet. Unless your name is amanda rebecca or autumn/summer

Girl 1 : "Im going out with Chris"
GIrl 2: "Lucky! Cute, protective, and hot. SCORE"

by theonlystyledgirlinhergrade January 27, 2020

Chris

is the dumbest person I have ever met and often mean to people name Toni

chris.. what dick

by toni23119 September 27, 2020

Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.

"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"

by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013

Chris

Hot Boyyyy

That Chris

by Gl1zzySn1p3r October 27, 2021

Chris Brown

Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.

Hym "Chris Brown proves that you're wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023