taking out the piss

When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies

Joey stop taking out the piss

by PSUnited April 12, 2017

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take it behind the shed

A term used when two people want to settle an agreement with no witnesses. Usually In a violent way.

That fool was messing with me too much so I told him "let's take it behind the shed

by CharleneLover9000 May 29, 2017

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she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

by aurorwolf July 30, 2012

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I'll Take care of it

Leading someone to believe a task will be accomplished or "taken care of" but actually doing nothing of the sort. Most of the time the quite opposite.

"Don't worry Chelsea, I'll take care of it"

by Csmiles December 21, 2021

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You take the 405

A common phrase used by Southern Californians describing freeway routes to their friends. Usually its the 405, 10, or the 110.

"How do I get to UCLA from here?"
"You take the 10 West then you take the 405 to Sunset Blvd then you turn right on Hilgard Ave"

by partyrockstar222 May 19, 2016

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I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.

*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."

by M Dogg May 31, 2005

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