TWAT

After the pandemic, there are people who don't want to return to the workplace, but in most instances need to make an appearance. They decide to enjoy 4 day weekends year round and only come into the office on Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.... AKA, TWATs!

Its Friday, so that TWAT isn't in the office today.

by Vance Baggins October 27, 2022

rugby twat

A rugby player that thinks he's solid but realises that he is the biggest pussy in his year/school.

you are a rugby twat!

by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019

Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019

yo swat a twat

Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.

Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*

by itsjustnils March 14, 2018

Twat

Twat, a strike were your fingers flail from a clench fist to strike you target with a whipping motion, twat resembles the sound made on connection

Tramp:"G'is yer kebab"
Twat master:"fuck off *twats tramp right between the eyes*"

by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.

Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.

by Xodi January 28, 2017

Twat banger

Derogatory term for either a male who has sex with anyone who’s easy. Could also be used for lesbians

‘She’s a twat banger’

by Justine Hampshire February 27, 2020