Pussy Towelette

Same as a Penis Wipe. Just a fuckboi slut douche that you wanna slap super hard. Then you take his head and wipe it on your Dick like a towel, like you would rub a pussy. Gay (no homo).

Man, Gavin really is a pussy towelette dawg! I wanna take his face and rub it on my Dick like you would a towel like you would rub a pussy.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

by wutfuckery January 16, 2020

Ally Tober

the biggest lightweight on the planet

Tyler: “how much can you drink before you are drunk?”
Nick: “only one. I’m an ally tober”

by oofyayhaha February 15, 2020

pie toweling

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.

Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.

by AliceDane April 29, 2020

jilke toerist

if you want somebody so you get dirty and show you tits

you want el calvo so you give him a jilke toerist

by charleston chapper May 6, 2020

tik toker

Someone who records videos of themselves performing various custom dances that are tik tok worthy, but they deny the fact that they are a real tik toker.

She's a tik toker, even though she doesnt like to admit it.
They did not like to be associated to the word "tik toker".

by TheFrozenGrape June 20, 2020

Tik Toker

Someone who's dancing videos are "tik tok worthy" but doesnt want to admit it.

She's a real tik toker.

by TheFrozenGrape June 20, 2020