Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!

by Cronklet November 15, 2017

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

Rusty plug

A rusty plug is when you do don’t pay your female drug dealer but she is on her period. She takes out her tampon and shoves it into your ass

Fuck man. I forgot to pay my dealer and she rusty plugged me. Ima need to pay her next time so I can forget this happened

by Plugwalker05 July 22, 2022

rusty bowl

When you pull your dick out of an anus and you see that they have diarrhea.

It's a rusty bowl, alright.

by rustybowl November 26, 2017

Rusty rain

The art of taking a dump on someone with piss ass.

She was a freak in the sheets and treated me to a golden shower and some rusty rain

by Beanflicker2017 September 13, 2017

Rusty

it's when you haven't done something you really great at better than others in a long time, and you not as good as you use to be and need some practice to get back how good you use to be at it.

i'm kinda rusty now

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 27, 2022

Rusty Urkel

A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!

Bill: How did you get pinkeye?

Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.

Bill: What did you do?

Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.

by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023