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The Daniel Tosh Specialty 

A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.
Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"

Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"

Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"

Wendy Special 

The action of a woman takeng a man's recently ejaculated semen and rubbing it on her partner's face and then throwing ground hot pepper so it sticks to his face and creates a burning sensation in his mouth and nostrils.
Mike: Aw man, my girl gave me the wendy special last night.
Sam: Really? Why would you be into that?
Mike: What can I say? The burning sensation makes it all worthwhile.
Wendy Special by ChinaFish February 5, 2009

Special Rub

A special mixture of seasonings that when rubbed on your meat will make it task better. Some have been known to mix the their rub in a blender or aerator purchased from your local plumbing supplier.
At my last birthday I used my special rub on my aged meat and invited my friends over for a taste.

I like to mix my special rub with a home made blender.
Special Rub by strangeinkc May 25, 2009

splatter special 

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.
I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.
splatter special by Pete October 24, 2004

spillway special 

When you get a girl in the ass and then eat her out and she smells bad like the spillway in Celina, Oh
I walk in on my friend giving his girlfriend a spillway special
spillway special by Big Pun May 13, 2005

The Special Delivery 

Go to the washroom. Number two. Take the number two out of the toilet and put it in the freezer. Once frozen insert the hardened number two into the anus of your loved one.
Man, what a night. He had a special delivery waiting for me back at home.
The Special Delivery by Ceris March 1, 2005